Tuesday, October 28, 2003

In one of the all-time worst marriage proposals, Li began to spell "Marry Me" in wrecked traincars. -Daniel D.
They kicked him off because he didn't have a ticket. But he taught that train. Oh, he taught it well. -Michael C.
"Keep coming, Keep coming, Keep coming... Oh shit! Stop!" -wombat
If Jose hadn't been wearing his protective suit, who know how much harm the train would have done when it hit him! -b g
"Left foot break, Right foot gas", Pedro couldn't believe this had happened to him on the 1st day of train school. -lagsalot
Johnny may be retarded, but people respect his giant transforming cybernetic dong**. -Lord High Rikonian
China's tragic first attempt at a manned space launch. -Lord High Rikonian
"3 fast 3 furious will be awesome!" -MULATTO-MAN
Making fun of Magneto's raincoat was not a good idea. -Chris B.

**dong = birdbird

Monday, October 27, 2003

today during mock gp exam... there was some funny "cheep cheep cheep" noise coming from a few rows down in lt2.. but i thought cannot be bird wat..bird how to fly into LT? not scared cold meh?? then suddenly it struck me! like a bolt out of the blue! so i say out loud, "walkie talkie arh??" i thought someone brought in a walkie talkie to cheat during a mock exam..why everyone laugh when i say? not very funny wat

Sunday, October 26, 2003

got this off some1 else's blog
"so go away...go away blog. go away friendster. go away icq. go away phone calls and smses. and go away pw. you make me sick. "

now how dumb is this? typing "go away blog" on yer own blog...wat a huge contradiction...
seems other bloggers are getting more and more birdish too..maybe it's cos of mi birdblog...
anyway newcastle now lie one spot ahead of liverpool hafing won 3 in a row...HAH..this proves that birdish managers can be pretty successful too!

Thursday, October 23, 2003

physics prac on tuesday! the last practical we'll ever do ever.. so sad..i still remember the days of joan fong and boon poh. man those were the glory days! i never, ever missed a single prac..even though everyone thought they were impractical HAHAHA.. looks like ill be missing them from now on.. oh yah i did 55 oscillations for the oscillation thing just to be safe..so for the question on how to reduce the uncertainty i wrote "did it 55 times just to be safe"

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Friday, October 17, 2003

u know newcastle is in good hands when the manager spouts incredible insights like the following

"The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important."
"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought."
"We've got nothing to lose, and there's no point losing this game"
"I do want to play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about"
"If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket"
"I would have given my right arm to be a pianist"
"Their football was exceptionally good - and they played some good football"
"Eighteen months ago they [Sweden] were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like"
"In a year's time, he's a year older"
"For a player to ask for a transfer has opened everybody's eyebrows"

kinda like me huh

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

wah!! got hacker hack into mi birdblog!! i must be getting too famous den these pple trying to defame me...and who is this chiehyang??
hah! im sure he can qie mi yandao!

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

i am very stoopid
chiehyang is so yandao

Monday, October 13, 2003

A level chem pract tmrw..this is it..the start of my beloved 'A' levels!!
i have my set of 55 test-tubes all packed and ready to ace tmrw's paper..i haf even packed a magnifying glass to make sure i read the exact point of the meniscus!! no way im going to screw this up man...

anyway i think beckham deserves the title of most Bird penalty taker and free kick taker...cos everytime he want to strike the ball den he will raise his left hand as if it were a wing and den give it a flap as he kicks thru the ball...like how bird is that???

Sunday, October 12, 2003

long time no update liao..been busy la! anyway to all those people who put their nokia handphone in their pants pocket, AWAS!!! you are putting your birdbird at risk... read on..

oh yah i pulled off "the bird" on my classmates again...after lunch with them thursday.. they wanted to sing song... but i wanted to study for sat2! how liddat how? sneak off la duh!! so at the mrt i just ran away and went home. good one bird!

Saturday, October 04, 2003

yesterdae's class party was realli fun..but i had to leave a little early to study..aniway more soccer talk!
seems like mi newcastle bottom dwellers have found another nickname..the Newcastle Criminals!! wat a bunch of idiots..i think to prevent such crap from happening in future..bobby robson should not allow the team to sleep in a hotel..instead they should all bring tents and camp on the pitch!!

Thursday, October 02, 2003

went to kallang to play squash again todae..was sitting outside this court when i saw a mosquito buzzing around..veri irritating..i decided to warn the others by saying "got mosquito! flying 1 leh!"
my word of caution was followed quickly by another chorus of laughs..sometimes i dunno watz wrong with the pple around me..
dunno watz wrong with mosquitoes also..fly here fly there..think they veri clever...HAH..but no matter how hard they fly..they will never FLY LIKE A BIRD! <:P
ive been doing some hard, serious thinking recently...and i realised if i get a D, M, and U for econs S, it can spell DUM! like "bird why u so DUM arh??" or like "bird u are DUMed(doomed)!" or "Bird!! kena DUMp arh?". there's MUD, like "bird!! ur a stick in the MUD!".. also there's DUD "bird is a DUD" and MUM, or UMM.. "UMM..i dunno!". however having rational expectations i know ill probably get UUU..ive been working on possible permutations of this UUU..so far all i've come up with are UUU, UUU, UUU and UUU...i know there's something i left out!! but i cant' figure it out..

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