Sunday, November 30, 2003

BirdBlog Movie Review--> Master and Commander

truly engaging movie...really soothes ones mind and soul through a two hour session of wave watching...apart from about 15min of gunfire..and 5min of swashbuckling sword action..u pretty much watch waves..all sorts of them...nice clear waves..roaring waves..ferocious waves that engulf the ships...yea..go check it!

i give Master and COmmander
1.5/5 Birds

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

tmrw is the last day of exams!! man..im sooo going to miss studying..2 and a half years in the army without studying?? can u imagine that??
think i'll go watch one of my relatives in the movies tmrw..Russell Crow!

Quiz Me
Samuel Kwek Bird was
a Talented Fire-Eater
in a past life.

Discover your past lives @ Quiz Me

i was?? wow! im gonna try and eat some now..lemme on my stove..

Friday, November 14, 2003

birdblog movie review: matrix revolutions

you might have heard it sux..well, just lower your expectations and ull enjoy it..matrix 1 is too good already..
the story cannot make it, the action quite nice tho. anyway if you haven't watch it, dun worry i wun reveal anything..except that TRINITY DIES and NEO DIES and SMITH DIES and EVERYONE ELSE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER..muhaha hope i spoil the story for those who havn watch. oh and watch out for the little girl who looks like Mrs Pandian!!

i give it 3/5 birdbirds

Sunday, November 09, 2003

wOWweee!! according to this crush compatibility website which calculates your chances of getting together with your crush, i am 87% compatible with priscelia chan, 72% compatible with jacelyn tay, 92% compatible with fiona xie, and 8% compatible with 4As 2Ds for alevel (who said it has to be love)

Saturday, November 08, 2003

3 days to ALEVEL..im brimming with confidence..overflowing with enthusiasm.. aching with anticipation.. bristling with excitement..burning with desire..quivering with delight.. this is the moment ive been waiting for my whole life. let me give you an analogy .my exam life was like a kfc meal. olvls was like a regular coleslaw .. common tests was the napkins..prelims was teh chilli sauce.. a level is the huge plastic bucket with 20 pieces of chicken inside..yumyum!

dun worry about alevel lah..like xm say..SO EZ..test for what??even the prac..close one eye also get A..close 2 eye sure full mark one. anyways, u see arh..1/2 the school gets 4As. now around 1/8 is 3 subber. another 1/8 will have psychosomatic illness, and 1/8 is just damn lazy/cmi.. so actually u have a 80% chance of getting 4As! assuming you are none of the above.so there lak la worry wat?? but just incase i studied each subject 55times

Tuesday, November 04, 2003

have you always been screwing up your econs/GP essays? its cos you have not been using the secret quotes i have been using!! memorise a few, sure to stun the examiner one.

'most of our exports come from overseas'
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
"We're enjoying sluggish times, and not enjoying them very much."
"A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness."
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow."
"Those are two hyporhetorical questions."
"of course it's a budget there is alot of numbers in it."

all by bush! another very clever man i respect and admire

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