Bird's Tome of Stoopidity

2004-08-27T20:57:00.000+08:00

i have spread my wings and flown away on this thursday i have moved to a colder clime for a nicer time winds of change sad but true as i flew i promise ill return alive or in an urn (choy!!)

2004-04-24T22:48:00.000+08:00

There she is!! watch this movie..kawaiiii...

2004-03-26T23:15:00.000+08:00

on the 8th day of christmas my sergeant gave to me 8 klik route march 7 chinups 6 something something 5...number 4s 4 PT kits 3 tent pegs 2 fricking pails (??) AND A CHAO AH KUA FOR MY BUDDY!! our Passing Out Parade was going to be GREAT..we were going to march with our field pack full of newspaper to con the parents that we were carrying 7kg field packs in the hot sun..we were going to HENTAK

2004-03-23T12:08:00.000+08:00

i threw a grenade today. GRENNEH LOUDLOUD!!!

2004-03-21T10:58:00.000+08:00

back! news! the three loontoots hav been caught....might have to come back during block leave to throw grenade.. oh n happy bday xm.. did i mention i signed on? goodbye cruel world

2004-02-27T11:56:00.000+08:00

www.xiaxue.blogspot.com very interesting blog..esp the archives

2004-02-27T02:30:00.000+08:00

"Welcome to the jungle We've got fun 'n' games We got everything you want Welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your knees, knees I wanna watch you bleed Welcome to the jungle It gets worse here everyday Ya learn ta live like an animal In the jungle where we play You know where you are You're in the jungle baby You're gonna die In the jungle" im baaack from field camp!! 7 days of sianz

2004-01-21T00:20:00.000+08:00

Fun: RJ section army songs funny vulgar superiors NOT fun: painful helmet smelly clothes water parade unfunny vulgar superiors

2004-01-14T00:48:00.000+08:00

everyone...sez byebyez to birdbirdz..me is going army tomorrow..laters boyz, girlz and birdz~!!

2004-01-06T23:37:00.000+08:00

watched LOTR. again. and i just realised that the hobbits are shorter than the rest. then i thought of a really clever question: are the actors who play hobbits just damn young or are they really midgets in real life? how arh? pls enlighten me when you next see me!

2004-01-04T14:38:00.000+08:00

Hallo!! Happy New Year!! Im really really (x55) looking forward to NS..can't wait to put my NCC & Birdian skills to good use!! meanwhiles i have done my NS packing already. am bringing in 55 sets of clean underwear just to be safe. BAD NEWS!!..susu never win the canon ixus thing.. woe betide us!! where doth justice be?? no rest for the wicked!!

2003-12-23T00:20:00.000+08:00

happy birthday to me happy birthday to me happy birthday to birdbird (and janice) happy birthday to me How many ways do we love birdbird? Let me count the ways 1) bird's none-too-bright ways never fail to make even the dumbest of us feel like einstein 2) bird's bevy of babes 3) bird's navigation skills..always finding the dirtier, harder path to any place!

2003-12-22T23:50:00.000+08:00

hallo hallo announcement HOTTIES on RADIO 23rd DECEMBER UFM 100.3 from 3 to 3.30 pm TUNE IN

2003-12-09T16:08:00.000+08:00

prom yesterday was like a continuous photo taking session..with food. after that i went to party..not! speaking of photos.. when u buy a digicam, let me tell you that u get what u pay for.. for $80, you will get a disproportionately shitty camera that can only take 26 pictures at 1 megapixel resolution (and runs out of battery at around the 20th picture). can't zoom, can't preview, can't flash,

2003-12-06T23:40:00.000+08:00

0612 buy 4D must buy! mustmustmust

2003-12-06T02:00:00.000+08:00

today at dangeresque.. but first..lemme tell u about my journey.. i took a train to somewhere far north around singapore..den the train broke down so i took 2+ hours to reach. then i ate some prawn leg..prawn leg cannot eat meh? chicken leg can eat wat.. oh yah also i tried making cheese potato..just put one slice of cheese on the potato..and one slice underneath and put on the grill..den the

2003-12-01T19:18:00.000+08:00

Birdblog Movie Review ->master and commander part II ok having watched this show twice..i think its better the second time..i began to appreciate the rough seas..the macho men..they chop off their arms and operate on their own stomachs without shedding tears..i think the waves are quite nice too..reminds me of when i was surfing this weekend (and hence not studying for econs s and hence going to

2003-11-30T15:19:00.000+08:00

BirdBlog Movie Review--> Master and Commander truly engaging movie...really soothes ones mind and soul through a two hour session of wave watching...apart from about 15min of gunfire..and 5min of swashbuckling sword action..u pretty much watch waves..all sorts of them...nice clear waves..roaring waves..ferocious waves that engulf the ships...yea..go check it! i give Master and COmmander 1.5/5

2003-11-26T22:56:00.000+08:00

tmrw is the last day of exams!! man..im sooo going to miss studying..2 and a half years in the army without studying?? can u imagine that?? think i'll go watch one of my relatives in the movies tmrw..Russell Crow!

2003-11-26T17:31:00.000+08:00

Samuel Kwek Bird wasa Talented Fire-Eaterin a past life.Discover your past lives @ Quiz Me i was?? wow! im gonna try and eat some now..lemme on my stove..

2003-11-14T22:14:00.000+08:00

birdblog movie review: matrix revolutions you might have heard it sux..well, just lower your expectations and ull enjoy it..matrix 1 is too good already.. the story cannot make it, the action quite nice tho. anyway if you haven't watch it, dun worry i wun reveal anything..except that TRINITY DIES and NEO DIES and SMITH DIES and EVERYONE ELSE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER..muhaha hope i spoil the

2003-11-09T00:38:00.000+08:00

wOWweee!! according to this crush compatibility website which calculates your chances of getting together with your crush, i am 87% compatible with priscelia chan, 72% compatible with jacelyn tay, 92% compatible with fiona xie, and 8% compatible with 4As 2Ds for alevel (who said it has to be love)

2003-11-08T00:06:00.000+08:00

3 days to ALEVEL..im brimming with confidence..overflowing with enthusiasm.. aching with anticipation.. bristling with excitement..burning with desire..quivering with delight.. this is the moment ive been waiting for my whole life. let me give you an analogy .my exam life was like a kfc meal. olvls was like a regular coleslaw .. common tests was the napkins..prelims was teh chilli sauce.. a

2003-11-04T15:34:00.000+08:00

have you always been screwing up your econs/GP essays? its cos you have not been using the secret quotes i have been using!! memorise a few, sure to stun the examiner one. 'most of our exports come from overseas' "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." "Verbosity leads to

2003-10-28T15:37:00.000+08:00

In one of the all-time worst marriage proposals, Li began to spell "Marry Me" in wrecked traincars. -Daniel D. They kicked him off because he didn't have a ticket. But he taught that train. Oh, he taught it well. -Michael C. "Keep coming, Keep coming, Keep coming... Oh shit! Stop!" -wombat If Jose hadn't been wearing his protective suit, who know how much harm the train would have done when it

2003-10-27T16:02:00.000+08:00

today during mock gp exam... there was some funny "cheep cheep cheep" noise coming from a few rows down in lt2.. but i thought cannot be bird wat..bird how to fly into LT? not scared cold meh?? then suddenly it struck me! like a bolt out of the blue! so i say out loud, "walkie talkie arh??" i thought someone brought in a walkie talkie to cheat during a mock exam..why everyone laugh when i say?

2003-10-26T18:42:00.000+08:00

got this off some1 else's blog "so go away...go away blog. go away friendster. go away icq. go away phone calls and smses. and go away pw. you make me sick. " now how dumb is this? typing "go away blog" on yer own blog...wat a huge contradiction... seems other bloggers are getting more and more birdish too..maybe it's cos of mi birdblog... anyway newcastle now lie one spot ahead of liverpool

2003-10-23T16:56:00.000+08:00

physics prac on tuesday! the last practical we'll ever do ever.. so sad..i still remember the days of joan fong and boon poh. man those were the glory days! i never, ever missed a single prac..even though everyone thought they were impractical HAHAHA.. looks like ill be missing them from now on.. oh yah i did 55 oscillations for the oscillation thing just to be safe..so for the question on how to

2003-10-17T22:08:00.000+08:00

u know newcastle is in good hands when the manager spouts incredible insights like the following "The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important." "We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." "We've got nothing to lose, and there's no point losing this game" "I do want to play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think

2003-10-15T00:11:00.000+08:00

wah!! got hacker hack into mi birdblog!! i must be getting too famous den these pple trying to defame me...and who is this chiehyang?? hah! im sure he can qie mi yandao!

2003-10-14T16:10:00.000+08:00

i am very stoopid chiehyang is so yandao

2003-10-13T22:40:00.000+08:00

A level chem pract tmrw..this is it..the start of my beloved 'A' levels!! i have my set of 55 test-tubes all packed and ready to ace tmrw's paper..i haf even packed a magnifying glass to make sure i read the exact point of the meniscus!! no way im going to screw this up man... anyway i think beckham deserves the title of most Bird penalty taker and free kick taker...cos everytime he want to

2003-10-12T00:03:00.000+08:00

2003-10-12T00:02:00.000+08:00

long time no update liao..been busy la! anyway to all those people who put their nokia handphone in their pants pocket, AWAS!!! you are putting your birdbird at risk... read on.. oh yah i pulled off "the bird" on my classmates again...after lunch with them thursday.. they wanted to sing song... but i wanted to study for sat2! how liddat how? sneak off la duh!! so at the mrt i just ran away and

2003-10-04T10:01:00.000+08:00

yesterdae's class party was realli fun..but i had to leave a little early to study..aniway more soccer talk! seems like mi newcastle bottom dwellers have found another nickname..the Newcastle Criminals!! wat a bunch of idiots..i think to prevent such crap from happening in future..bobby robson should not allow the team to sleep in a hotel..instead they should all bring tents and camp on the pitch

2003-10-02T21:57:00.000+08:00

went to kallang to play squash again todae..was sitting outside this court when i saw a mosquito buzzing around..veri irritating..i decided to warn the others by saying "got mosquito! flying 1 leh!" my word of caution was followed quickly by another chorus of laughs..sometimes i dunno watz wrong with the pple around me.. dunno watz wrong with mosquitoes also..fly here fly there..think they veri

2003-10-02T13:36:00.000+08:00

ive been doing some hard, serious thinking recently...and i realised if i get a D, M, and U for econs S, it can spell DUM! like "bird why u so DUM arh??" or like "bird u are DUMed(doomed)!" or "Bird!! kena DUMp arh?". there's MUD, like "bird!! ur a stick in the MUD!".. also there's DUD "bird is a DUD" and MUM, or UMM.. "UMM..i dunno!". however having rational expectations i know ill probably get

2003-09-30T10:55:00.000+08:00

ahhh..was flipping thru the Life newspaper and reading the garfield comic when a picture on the facing page caught my eye...arrgghhhgh..my eyes will never be the same again...

2003-09-29T10:12:00.000+08:00

hmm..exams being almost over has left me some time to watch soccer...especially my newcastle bottom dwellers..only wolves and them haf yet to win a match in the league...and wolves are..well they're wolves...newcastle's rock hard defence keeps providing assists to the opposing strikers...and more often than not will help the opposing strikers do their job..really solid.. maybe i should start

2003-09-25T22:53:00.000+08:00

NEWSFLASH IMPORTANT NEWS!! today during bio exam (yes bio is my secret 5th subject!! shh dun tell anyone ok..when i get 5As i will be top boy!) anyway there was this BIRD who was flying around in the exam hall...fei ah fei ah..den suddenly hor..it flew low and shitted on someone's lap! it was going to shit on me also.. budden it recognised me and we cheep cheep for a while and it help me copy

2003-09-24T12:52:00.000+08:00

today the straits times reported about stupid behaviour from arsenal players, who ji xiao the rood after he miss the penalty, and also stupid behaviour from the shariff who punched some guy.. absolutely reprehensible (wah) man..i tell u arh...er..what arh? i forgot liao.. but you know what the worst part is? teh straits times spell stoopid as stupid!! i mean, like ddUhZ~!! it's stOOpid, stoopid

2003-09-23T21:17:00.000+08:00

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

2003-09-23T21:06:00.000+08:00

BirdBlog Quote of the Day --> "If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there"

2003-09-22T19:45:00.000+08:00

yay! now mi blog looks like any other blog complete with the "I hate the world" entry..haha.. aniwae i realli dun see wat is wrong with those pple..i mean like if you hate the world...just live in a cage lah! <:P

2003-09-22T19:42:00.000+08:00

feeling bored..(well of cos i feel bored..i can memorise the notes from back to front alreadi!) yea aniwae mi random blog surfings have led me to discover there's sumfin missing in this cosy little blog of mine...it's the "I hate the world" blog that every other blog has..okae..to make mi blog complete i gotta do it..here goes.. erm...I hate the world! I hate you you and YOU! y u wasting yer

2003-09-22T15:45:00.000+08:00

prelims gonna be over in 3 days!! i cant wait man..cos after prelims over everyone will go celebrate and relax for a while...the library will be empty! den i can mug in peace! wahahahahah....hmm..oh no but dere'll be J1s studying too...hey wait a minute..do u think i could sneak into the hall and take the J1 promo papers?? i love the adrenaline rush of doing an exam! <:P

2003-09-22T13:56:00.000+08:00

racism seen at red house!..today got 3 indian waiting for bus 7..den when the bus come, the indians move to the front of the bus stop to flag it..so the bus come..and stop.. then it drove off..without picking them up! see la. "is it coz i is black?" - ali g

2003-09-17T23:14:00.000+08:00

aiyah prelims over already so sad..why does time fly when ur enjoying urself? sighz BIRDBIRD movie review SWAT recipe for successful movie: one yandao (like me..see pic above..).. one cool black guy.... ah nehs not counted hor. one tomb raider lookalike.. guns.. and police!! i want to be poolice when (if) i grow up.. give me the damn police scholarship already!! even though singapore swat zuo bo

2003-09-16T21:03:00.000+08:00

chem paper today was a killer!! i dun get it..could it be that 55 times mite not be enough? i think i gotta revamp mi exam strategy..maybe i should start reading questions 55 times from now on..like this den i wont make any careless mistakes... aniway..some quote i found on a notice board in school.. "Aerodynamically, a bumblebee should not be able to fly, but it does not know that, so it goes on

2003-09-15T14:29:00.000+08:00

1) was it a hoax? 2) is there a god? 3) who is Birdman? is he related to me? 4) am i stoopid? 5) what do you call the study of bhais? answers 1) maybe 2) dunno 3) no relation 4) yes 5) bhaiology! haha answers to life's toughest questions, only on birdblog! ask away on the tagboard prelims started today..so fun..i hope it never ends

2003-09-11T13:04:00.000+08:00

"Life is tough, but... ...it's tougher when you're stoopid."

2003-09-10T00:32:00.000+08:00

some man kena Sars. i hope prelims not cancelled! i studied 55 times for it and if they postpone it ill forget everything and have to study 55x again! please don't cancel..please don't..please lah please lah eh cmon lah please lah dun liddat lah please lah to finish off our current theme on racial harmony, here's Jokes part 3.. Black jokes Why do niggers smell so bad? So blind people can hate

2003-09-09T00:42:00.000+08:00

Bird's Joke(s) of the Day part 2 (part 1 was about bhais) AWAS! Mat jokes! What do you call a small Malay? a mini mat What do you call a small, cheap Malay? econ mini mat How do you confuse a Mat? Put him in a circular room and ask him to relak one corner. What do you call a Mat riding a bicycle? a rich mat What do you call a Mat driving a Nissan A thief What do you call a Mat driving a police

2003-09-08T15:09:00.000+08:00

haha jervis, don't need to buy a bird.... y dunch you juz own me... i not bad right? juz that every thing i do i need to do it 55 times!

2003-09-07T20:36:00.000+08:00

eh jervis. buy a Bird la

2003-09-07T10:58:00.000+08:00

jervis' rabbit passed away yesterdae..let us all mourn for it and let us all learn a lesson from it--> Never name a rabbit Milo, otherwise it might pass away

2003-09-04T18:54:00.000+08:00

warning: racist comments ahead! Police/President Scholarship Interviewers Who Have been directed to birdblog STOP HERE READ NO FURTHER sooo..today i was sitting in the canteen..when in the distance i saw a Bhai with a capital B...so jervis pinched rence damn hard..but rence too much meat lah, cannot pinch properly one. should have pinched me instead! What do you call a Singh who drinks only soft

2003-09-02T19:44:00.000+08:00

oh yah i nearly forgot to tell you i brought this stencil thingy for prac today..it comes with a lot of holes in the middle for drawing various sizes of o, 0 and O..so to be extra neat and to earn extra marks with the examiner everytime i had to write o <-- pronounced "ohh" or 0 <-- "Zero" or O <-- "Big ohh", i used the stencil. clever eh! i also drew two neat little circles at the side so next

2003-09-02T19:24:00.000+08:00

prelims started today with a bang..physics prac = SOOOOO EZZZZZZ man what an insult to my stoopidity. close one eye also pass close 2 eyes and get A zzzzzz i cant believe i went through all the practicals 55x, 54x would have been enough. somemore i had so much time enough to swing the paper clips i had time to swing for each value of n, 5x, and instead of taking twenty oscillations i took 55

2003-09-01T01:37:00.000+08:00

i just learned today what a fraternity is..it's something like a house in a US university, like Buckley or Moor or whatever, and basically brothers go and get drunk and do stoopid things together. not that i have to be drunk to be stoopid.. yah anyway infact a bit more like AMK369 or Tua Pek Gong SS or ODAC or Pasir Ris Pimps than the RI houses.. membership is by invitation only. now check this.

2003-08-27T21:40:00.000+08:00

to my fans out there sorry for the long delay in updating! but first some extremely important news - today i went to the concourse toilet to pee..and then i saw in the squatting cubicle there was a cute lump of brown stuff lying on the floor just next to the shithole (what it's called anyway). i asked jervis to use his phone cam to take picture so can post here budden he dunwan. maybe because

2003-08-21T20:57:00.000+08:00

just watched world's stoopidest behaviour caught on tape..there was this (black) robber who tried to rob a bank..then the bank teller press the security button, and a screen came down to block off the teller from the robber.. so the robber tried to zao..but when he push the door it cannot open! so he start to swear and keep trying to push but still tak boleh.. turns out the door was not locked..

2003-08-20T20:26:00.000+08:00

yew jia's birthdae todae and i ate at NYDC for the first time! ordered some pasta thingy...mi jervis debra and yew jia all ordered the same thing...yew jia's one came first..it was nicely adorned with 5 huge meatballs..when mine came..i realised onli 1 tiny meatball could be seen...i decided that they must have hidden the rest under the layer of cheese so i proceeded in mashing and stirring up

2003-08-18T01:04:00.000+08:00

just found out today that my friend's cousin's friend's friend was fined $7000!! question:why? answer: because she had 90mp3s on her computer!! that works out to roughly 7000 divide by 90 = $100 per mp3. (no need to check lah i got press my Bird calculator). ok now i have a hell lot of mp3s on my comp - all 3 of them - "hao xin fen shou" by candy lo, "Bird Sounds" by Bird and the orientation

2003-08-17T08:43:00.000+08:00

waaa..i watched christiano ronaldo play yesterdae...he is a killer!! and he's just a few months older than me...i want to be like him...i heard u tend to be like the pple u hang around with most often...so i shall hang posters of him all around mi room..maybe this way i can be him soon enuff!

2003-08-15T19:24:00.000+08:00

hafent updated fer a week! sorrie fans...aniwae..got a piece of very exciting news!! i think mi physics practical teacher has psychic powers!! he had this ruler with two pendulums attached..one longer than the other...then he held the ruler by its ends..our class den asked him some questions and the pendulums started swinging by themselves!! whoa man..shiwei asked him whether Bird is stupid..the

2003-08-10T20:10:00.000+08:00

check out the picture man! don't you think she's an angel sent down from heaven? so pretty! i think im falling in lurrve~~(now now girls dun be jealous)! i mean, check out the flawless complexion..the beautiful black eyes.. the fine beak...the short legs.. the shapely tail... and an absolutely fine pair of.... wings!! woohoo hot wings hee hee.

2003-08-09T16:32:00.000+08:00

new poll new poll..please vote everybody!! Happie Birthday Singapore!! hmm..ay who gave birth to Singapore ar?? <:P

2003-08-08T22:52:00.000+08:00

Mr T. has generously decided to do a mirror of our blog! click here for more XXX has done a mirror of birdblog too! click here. WARNING: NC-16! |45t|y m3 |337 h4ck3r fr3^z @ d3 c0m 5<13^<3 <|uB h45 d0^3 4 m1rroR 2!! h3r3..t4|<35 4 wh1|3 2 |04D 50 B p4713^7

2003-08-07T21:04:00.000+08:00

ok i just took this internet iq test thingyamajiggy..and..guess what i got for my iq? *drumroll* boomboomboom....85! damn am i a genius or what?! i mean seriously man! even though this blog is called "bird's tome of stoopidity", and everyone keeps calling me stoopid, i've always known i was a clever intelligent bird...always covering my brains under a mask of stoopid actions and words... finally!

2003-08-07T11:49:00.000+08:00

ahh..got back my chemistry QA pract test results todae...but i onli got 23/55!! dat is an O!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO....wat is the world coming to...i added sodium hydroxide and everything else five times wat..how come still cannot work?? sigh...aniwae..i got beaten flat..totally thrashed..hammered..whacked..by jervis at squash!! totally embarrassing... think i'll go train mi typing again...A A A B B B C

2003-08-03T18:53:00.000+08:00

today i saw the real madrid vs the china match.. wah the real very power sia..smack the china 4-0..then at the end of the match zidane did his special trick which stun everyone..including his own teammates... he scratched his balls for everyone to see (including the camera)..wah liddat i also can lah..why real madrid never ask me to join them <:B

2003-08-02T20:01:00.000+08:00

ohh yeaa...i played the typing game yesterdae in the library...(check it out) and realised my typing really cannot make it...i got like 100 cpm onli!! terrible terrible...i think i need some practice...a a a b b b c c c d d d e e e f f f g g g h h h i i i j j j k k k l l l...aiyahh...tired liao...tmrw i shall practise again...i shall qie all of u one dae lor..watch out!

2003-08-02T19:30:00.000+08:00

update!! todae i finaly reallised i speled stoopidity on the title wrongly! from now on this blog shall be known as Bird's Tome of Stoopidity also ali g my black brother has decided to make a version of mi birdblog.. big up to ali g..click here

2003-07-30T21:32:00.000+08:00

ohh yah..i hafent told u guys about mi dream university..it is the University of Nebraska!! it all started when i went to the exhibition that day and saw this rather bird looking guy at the University of Nebraska booth...feeling comforted that there were more of mi kind around..i decided to ask him some questions...most of the replies that followed were "errm..im not very sure..." or "ermm..i dun

2003-07-28T22:08:00.000+08:00

Birdblog Sports Update: Judo Finals! This was to be the last final of the year.. rj girls and boys both in the finals vs hwa chong..after a hard fight girls lost..then the guys clay also..but the mvp award goes to ryu, er i mean emerson for the incredible ryu throw, which too bad wasn't counted, it was exactly like the front + heavy kick throw from street fighter!! and after that the over the

2003-07-26T17:22:00.000+08:00

today go college day..yesterday i thought i would pon today..but in the end i hum..so i go today..after that i went the american uni thing in suntec.. i think the girl at the michigan booth was quite cute...plus the range of SAT scores for michigan entry is quite low.. so i have decided to apply there! hee.. Birdblog Game Review: The Hulk I posted a movie review of the hulk..i gave it a very

2003-07-25T23:08:00.000+08:00

haiz today so sad.. who would have thought something like that could happen? was it the stress? did she have noone to turn to for help? didnt anybody see it coming? could it have been prevented? so many questions, but no answers..and any answers would be too late anyways..RIP. this brings to mind a chinese quote "heaven and earth like an oven, refine and melt. day and night like charcoal, all

2003-07-24T22:47:00.000+08:00

kena scolded todae again...mi and mi buncha frens were strolling along the canteen when i heard a "beep beep beep"...i exclaimed "whose pager??" to mi surprise and horror..everyone around me burst out laughing...some pointed to a big lorry truck that was reversing...i din realli get wat the joke was...only after did i realise that big lorry trucks make beep beep noises when they reverse...i mean

2003-07-23T22:00:00.000+08:00

i went for the SMU talk todae...gosh it was useful man..it helped mi make up mi mind..never will i go to SMU...bleahh man...i haf also decided that i shall start filling up US university application forms...i haf come to conclusion that maybe if i sent out 55 applications...i should get accepted by at least one....i think...wish me luck man...so shall i start with MIT, Harvard, Yale or Princeton?

2003-07-22T23:21:00.000+08:00

hmm..long time never update liao...i haf been trying to chiong mugging cos i think jervis has sped far ahead of me...aniwae..i haf finally seen the light...that lectures arent realli very useful...kailing sneaking off to the library during physics lect was the confirmation i needed...i haf decided...i haf made the choice...i haf stamped mi foot down...i haf decided...ahh..the choice has been made

2003-07-19T22:22:00.000+08:00

news! from yesterday's Today newspaper. haaha yesterday's Today! get it? wahahaha.. anyway the column is about the hohohopofun incident.. it also made mention of the beating up incident in some top school.. they didn't mention its name... but called it Anonymous Clever School...now WHAT is Anonymous Clever School? RI arh? Chinese High? I suspect they're trying to be funny here..anywayz the

2003-07-17T22:46:00.000+08:00

hoho..new quote by courtesy of dick's blog... "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) just check this out..einstein says i got infinite power lor...watch out man <:P

2003-07-17T14:14:00.000+08:00

for gp common test as i was reading through the compre passage... an astonishing question struck me... so i said out aloud,"EH..the single sex marriage har..how they reproduce to carry on the family." clever right? i think they reproduce asexually..like amoeba..so when they, err, do it..they merge into one..then they split into four....then these four will merge into two and split into 8 and so

2003-07-15T20:47:00.000+08:00

here's a neato trick..go to www.google.com..type in "weapons of mass destruction"..instead of clicking on the search button, click on the "Im feeling lucky" button..go on watcha waiting for --> www.google.com

2003-07-15T18:43:00.000+08:00

waa..terrible day in school todae...jervis brought a new weapon to attack me with..(a bottle of glue)...den he and lui proceeded in trying to glue mi worksheets together...i tried mi veri best to look pissed and successfully managed to fend off their attacks...ok..aniwae..i was doing mi maths induction tutorial for the 46th time yesterdae and i realised i dinnoe how to do question 7B..so i

2003-07-15T00:16:00.000+08:00

has any of u watched the jap gameshow where contestants put up an short item and try and pass the 15/20 barrier? well here is w/o a doubt one of the best performances ever (if not the best), getting a full 20/20 and deserving every point..click here..thanx to Ghimblog for the link!

2003-07-14T01:16:00.000+08:00

hohoho! after watching the video (i give it 4 out of 5 birds) i realise one thing: just because you are in rjc doesn't mean you're not stoopid! now im i know im not the only one! hee. first let's begin with the student getting scolded..dunno what he was doing lah..anyhow do gp hw. aiyah also no need to bomb him until liddat right! i also anyhow do mah..hee. ok next is the teacher. aiyoh no need

2003-07-13T22:19:00.000+08:00

hohoho po fun on the news!! making headlines everywhere...for those who dunno..some sneaky boy went to tape her scolding a PRC boy...well this goes to show that no one ought to get scolded for being stupid... ohh yah..forgot to blog on fridae...it was debra's birthday on friday and we went to eat at some mexican restuarant at holland V...i ordered some chicken thingy which arrived first...well

2003-07-10T21:29:00.000+08:00

BIRD Movie Review : Finding Nemo Great animation effects...superb adventure storyline...good humour..cool voice acting...decent enuff length..everything needed for a perfect animation from disney...quite touching to see a father's love...Marlin chiong and chiong just to save nemo....if u hafent watched this yet...erm..well..too bad sucka.. i give this movie ---> 4.5 upon 5 Birds "I really want

2003-07-10T21:25:00.000+08:00

ahh..sigh todae all mi ideas about how the EAST is the ideal place for living got shattered when the MRT broke down at tampines...wa lau...watz this man..government dun want to develop the east also dun need liddat rite...first they make all the buses go round and round..den dey dun provide SCV...dun provide ani shopping centres..dun provide any source of entertainment save for changi airport and

2003-07-09T20:10:00.000+08:00

finally an update regarding how stoopid i am! today i asked this question, "is it hentak kaki or hari kiri that means commit suicide arh?". u know, during footdrill in NCC dayz when they asked us to hentak kaki i always thought they were trying too hard to be funny.. asking us to take out knives and poke it through our stomach.. so finally i learned : hari kiri is to start marching on the spot..

2003-07-09T00:10:00.000+08:00

our guestmap is up! please visit (the link is on the sidebar on the left)!

2003-07-08T20:33:00.000+08:00

ohh yea...u all should check this out, it's some girl's blog...dunno who she is but her command of the english language knows no bounds...RESPECT if onli mi blog can be liddat...

2003-07-08T20:18:00.000+08:00

BIRD Movie Review : Dumb and Dumberer Crap..wat can i say..the movie is an exact protrayal of the title..slapstick downright lousy humour...onli go watch this if u cant get enuff of miss koh's or boon poh's "witty" jokes in class...haha...i give this movie---> 0.5 upon 5 Birds BIRD Movie Review : Animatrix wah...chim movies...about 10 to 15 minutes each..got about 8 or 9 of them...helps u gain a

2003-07-08T20:14:00.000+08:00

first day of proper skool..i love it man...we got this relief chem teacher for miss loh...he looks a bit shihao tho...aniwae..he gave us some chem practical tips..he said during the actual thing u should onli be doing a titration 2 times..got no such thing as rough titration 1...haha...YAH! im SURE!! 2 times is the end lah...5 is the key..always remember that pple... aniwae..i got B for econs and

2003-07-07T21:33:00.000+08:00

do you know your arse from your elbow?

2003-07-07T20:48:00.000+08:00

Bird Movie Review: Basic and Finding Nemo Ok Basic is full of twists and is quite exciting for most of the movie..until the final twist at the end which totally sucked!! sucks like shit..all the bad people actually become good and the dead are suddenly alive..what rubbish.. if you have $7 to spend do NOT spend on this lousy movie, spend on "THE HULK" instead really hulk good hulk good lah why dun

2003-07-06T23:37:00.000+08:00

wah! todae damn fun damn fun...went to rence's old house which is presently vacant cos no one rented it...went there played squash tennis and stone around in the house..like chalet leh!! but dunno why the house no food in the fridge 1..i mean where got house no food 1?? aniwae..i din spoil ani games todae lor..lui arrived in slippers...he said they veri good for playing..haha..and so while

2003-07-05T22:49:00.000+08:00

today was suppposed to go to zoo for odac outing!! but i didn't go! sorry! i went to play pool instead! muhaha..wah and i must say rence has a lot of untapped flagging potential..in half an hour he collected a lot of coins and smack jervis upside down..